yoncehaunted

appropriately-inappropriate:

sizvideos:

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I’ve used the “well, how do you know? Have you TRIED it?”

I’ve also used that “well, it’s not real sex, you know?”

The last one, I was at a party and this guy started getting aggro about me being gay. He gets on my nerves for the last time so I just lean in, and go, “you know, I just don’t know how straight people do it. I mean, it’s not REAL sex.” And the guy goes “What?!”

And I just go, “well yeah. In real sex, nobody has to fake coming.”

I’ve never seen someone shut their mouth so quickly in my life. It was like watching a mantis shrimp.

toinfinityandbeyonce

"Elmo is with his good friend, Lupita. They are talking about all the great things about their skin. For example, Elmo’s skin just happens to be very ticklish. Lupita’s skin happens to be a beautiful brown color. Skin can come in all different shades and colors. Isn’t skin just the best? However, ticklish or smooth or black or brown or white or tan, be sure to love the skin you are in." 

pokechampion

azurill:

☆~~Val’s 2k+ Followers Giveaway~~☆

I finally got a shiny charmander so I could at do this at long last! There will be three winners so three opportunities to get a shiny gen 1 starter~

Now onto the rules?

  • Only one reblog per person! You don’t have to be following me, but if you are, a like will count as a second entry!
  • You have to be willing to give me your friend code!
  • This giveaway will end on September 20th! Good luck~
pokechampion

silver-rupee:

silver-rupee:

Silver Rupee’s Shiny Pokemon Giveaway!!

Once again, I’ve put together a Tumblr Giveaway for all of these Shiny Pokemon I have been collecting.
All of these Pokemon are 100% legitimate, have been caught in the Kalos Region, and will come to you completely untouched.  I can even give them any Nicknames you want!

The Pokemon are:
SHINY DEDENNE
SHINY AIPOM
SHINY SNEASEL
SHINY ESPURR
SHINY CHANDELURE
SHINY HELIOPTILE

RULES:

  • Both Likes and Reblogs count!
  • You DO NOT have to be following me!  (However, if you ARE following me, any Prize Pokemon you might win will be holding Bonus Prize Items when I trade them to you!  Double the winnings!)
  • The First Place Winner will receive THREE SHINY POKEMON, the Second Place Winner will receive TWO SHINY POKEMON, and the Third Place Winner will get to keep the REMAINING SHINY POKEMON!
  • Please make sure your Ask Box is open so that I can contact you!  A new Winner will be rolled for if I don’t receive a response after 24 hours
  • Of course, you will need a 3DS, Pokemon X or Y, and to give me your Friend Code

~ The Giveaway will end on July 25!  Good luck everybody! ~

ONLY ONE DAY LEFT!  GOOD LUCK!!

I wanna win